| By Anonymous on Monday, September 10, 2001 - 11:33 am: |
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards
Doctor: I will deal with you later! Em&en, 11, Burnley, England Q: What do you call Parrot food? A: Polyfiller!!!! Daniel, 12, Redhill, England |
| By on Wednesday, October 30, 2002 - 07:27 pm: |
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Q: What is a ghost fave rollercoaster?
A:A roller-ghoaster! Lauren, 11, England. |
| By Anonymous on Saturday, February 01, 2003 - 05:07 pm: |
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Once, a man discovered a kangaroo. He put it on a lead, and walked down the street with the kangaroo. A police man saw him and asked him why he was walking a kangaroo.
"I've just discovered this kangaroo," The man explained. "Well, take him to the zoo," The police man said. The next day the police man saw the man with the kangaroo again. "Excuse me, sir," Said the Policeman, "I told you to take this kangaroo to the zoo!" "I did!" Said the man with the kangaroo, "Now I'm taking it to the pictures!" |
| By on Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 07:14 pm: |
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Q. what is cow skin made for.
A. to hold the cow together. |
| By Anonymous on Monday, October 06, 2003 - 12:22 pm: |
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Q. How do you start a car?
A. Chase it round the garden! |
| By Anonymous on Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 03:11 pm: |
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Q. Where do cows go to see old stuff?
A. To a Moooooooooooseum! |