This week's top jokes

Q: What did the shy pebble say?
A: I wish I was a little boulder.
Daniel, 11, from London in England

Q: Why did the turkey join the pop group?
A: He was the only one with drumsticks!
Anne, 12, from Frimley in England

Q: What do you say to a frog when you meet it?
A: Warts new?
Carlo, 12, from England

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