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Q: Why did the sparrow fly into the library?
A: It was looking for bookworms!
Natasha, 11, from Rotherham, in England
Q: What should you give short elves?
A: Elf-raising flour
Jemma, 12, from Poole, in England
Q: What did the stupid ghost do?
A: He climbed over walls!
Verity, 8, from Telford, in England
Three peanuts walked across the road.... one was a salted!!!
Lauren, 11, from London in England
Q: Where do you take a cow on a date?
A: To the Mooooovies
Laurie, 12, from Junction in the USA
Two cows were standing in a field. One said 'mooooooo'. The other said 'I was about to say that'!!!!!!!!!!
Stacey, 12, from Southampton in England
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer!
Lewis, 12, from Barnsley in England
Q: What do you call a cross between an eel and a customer?
A: A slippery customer.
Lucinda, 9, from Wittersham in England
Q: Why were there police cars and ambulances gathered round the chippy?
A: A fish had been battered!
Thomas, 11, from Burnley in England
Q: What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time?
A: Pleased to eat you!
Kimberley, 9, from Golborne in England
Q: What is white, round and laughs a lot?
A: A tickled onion
Elizabeth, 13, from Burnham, in England
Q: What is a witch's favourite lesson?
A: Spelling
Danielle, 11, from Portsmouth, in England
Q: What do you get if you cross a river bank?
A: Soggy money
Michael, 10, from Birmingham, in England
Q: How do you make toast in the jungle?
A: Put it under a grilla!
Shaz, 13, from Cambridge, in England
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Q: What do you call a greedy crab?
A: Shellfish!
Katy, 7, from England
One day, a rich businessman died. Before he died he told his family that he wanted to be buried in just shorts and a vest, so when he died that's what they did.
When he got to heaven, the angel Gabriel, who was on the gate, said, 'Sorry, Sir, but nobody gets into heaven without a necktie!'
Kibiswa Bulambo, 12, from the Democratic Republic of Cong
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Q: Why did the boy swallow a pound?
A: Because his mum told him it was for his lunch!
Kirsty, 10, from Lancashire, in England
Q: Why did the cook blush?
A: Because she saw the salad dressing!
JJ and Sophia, 10, from Cheam, in England
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards!
Doctor: I'll deal with you later
Donna, 9, from Slough, in England
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