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Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
A: Dam!
Jenny, 8, from England

Q: Why did the donkey cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off!
Christiana, 10, from London in England

Q: Two crisps were walking down the road when a taxi pulled up. 'Do you want a ride?' said the driver.
A: 'No thanks, we're Walkers!' they replied.
Robyn, 10, from Kent in England

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: It's been nice gnawing you!
Devidyuti, 15, from Calcutta in India

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because it was spying on the chicken
Bob, from London, in England

Q: What do you call a pair of banana skins?
A: Slippers!
Katie, 11, from Nottingham, in England

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Q: Why don't Dalmatians like playing hide and seek?
A: Because they always get spotted!
Sara, 7, from England

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
A: Dam!
Anne, 12, from Frimley, in England

Q: What's a mummy's favourite music?
A: Wrap!
Abbie, 7

Q: Doctor, Doctor, I've only got 60 seconds to live!
A: Just a minute!
Joel, 8, from Sheffield, in England

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